In addition to treatment, the Sunnybrook Wellness Center provides educational seminars and training for individuals who wish to work in the field of curing Republicans, being able to detect and halt the onset of incipient or latent Republicanism in others before it becomes a serious problem.

Here are some of our enthusiastic testimonials from ex-victims of Republicanism:

"Yes, I was a Republican; I'd been one for so many years I'd forgotten what it was like to be normal. In fact I'd been a complete asshole idiot for decades. The Sunnybrook Wellness Center changed all that. After just four months of their wonderful process, I'm fully cured, able to tolerate people with brown skin, and I no longer beat up women." -- Sandy, age 46.

"It was a nightmare. I was a Republican so bad that I didn't even feel any shame about it, even when my friends and family tried to make me see reason. I supported Bush and his atrocities in Iraq and ignored what I knew was wrong. The good Doctors at the Sunnybrook Wellness Center helped me overcome my problem, letting me know that Republicanism can happen to anybody, helping me return to society a well man." -- Michael, age 27.

"I had suspected that there was something wrong with me for the past couple of years though I couldn't put my finger on what exactly was the problem. Then one day a colleague of mine at the office called me a fucking rightard moron and suddenly I realized what I had known in my heart all along: I needed help and I needed it badly. The Sunnybrook Wellness Center rescued me. I owe my life to Sunnybrook." -- Sara, age 31.

"At first I thought my wife and kids were nuts, tricking me into getting in the van and going for what they had told me was a trip to a local amusement park. When we arrived at Sunnybrook, I was such a Republican that I kicked and fought as the good people dragged me into the treatment center. Today I give thanks to God every day for having family that loves me enough to help me get the help I so desperately needed." -- George, age 47.

If you're still not fully convinced that Sunnybrook is right for you or your loved ones to assist you in recovering from Republicanism, here's what some of our students have to say:

"It's been my lifelong ambition to help my fellow man, whether it be helping people with alcoholism, drug abuse, or whatever problems they might suffer from. After looking at colleges and universities for psychology courses that would help me achieve my goals, a came across an advertisement for the Sunnybrook Wellness Center and I was hooked! Since I completed the course and started volunteering at the Center, I've helped hundreds of victims overcome Republicanism and every day the love and thanks I receive from my patients prove to me that I made the right choice." -- Elizabeth, age 33.

"The groundbreaking research into dysfunctional human psychology taking place at Sunnybrook is the highest state of the art processes in the world and I'm proud to be among the staff helping to push back the boundaries of modern science. The educational facilities at the retreat are top notch, and the instructors -- together with hands-on clinical work with real patients -- makes the Sunnybrook Wellness Center the center for anyone seriously wishing to help their fellow mankind overcome Republicanism in all its unfortunate forms." -- Robert, age 46.

So consider the Sunnybrook Wellness Center when you're finally really do seek help. Visit our facility and come see that the Center is everything you've been looking for.

Sunnybrook Wellness Center
78840 Mountain Spring Road
Big Bear, California. 91733
(626) 335-9601
8:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Monday through Friday
6:00 a.m. to 12:00 midnight Saturday
(No visitors on Sunday)

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