Note how much available parking space there is and also note the U. S. Forest Service employee running for some reason. (In fact from observing Off Road Elmers for some time from the relative safety of the hillside across the highway, the U. S. Forest Service employees spend much of their time running -- either from Elmers trying to kill them, or running toward Elmers who are trying to set fires, kill themselves, or kill their families in numerous amusing ways.)

There's plenty of open space to drive and to park however what we often see are Off Road Elmers deciding to drive through a tightly packed clump of other Elmer's vehicles.

There's no rea way to tell what goes through Elmer's dysfunctional brain at times like these but you can be sure that whatever it is, it involves behavior focused upon Elmer's penis and upon those of his fellow Elmers.

What's also interesting about this series of photographs is the fact that there's nothing on fire and there's nobody laid out on the ground bleeding from either self-inflicted wounds or from damage caused by one of his fellow morons.

Of course it's early morning and the rest of the really, powerfully moronic Elmers have yet to get out of bed.